Jedo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just step away from the glowy eyed cat and find some batman themed underwear until SOON happens. You might not understand but you'll achieve conformity which always makes you feel happier. Truth. That's why "non-conformists" always end up conforming to each other. There was a documentary about that. Only the woman got out alive. #feminism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilleen Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 ROFL! I was just going to say, I don't have that now, but I would in the zombie apocalypse? You could do that now, in many many ways, and probably for less than $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart. Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see One trip won't do you. Google "Walmart shoppers" or some such. They are a breed unto themselves. Don't actually google that if you don't want to regret your life. Those are things you can't unsee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaVegaNL Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 One trip won't do you. Google "Walmart shoppers" or some such. They are a breed unto themselves. Don't actually google that if you don't want to regret your life. Those are things you can't unsee... AHHHRRGGHHH *faints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhlmaster Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart. Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see Welcome to America. We have entire websites devoted to pictures of freaky looking people in Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gcomerfo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just step away from the glowy eyed cat and find some batman themed underwear until SOON happens. You might not understand but you'll achieve conformity which always makes you feel happier. Yes... yes.. Rollll...land. I "can seee" now. Everything is clearer. I corrected my Avatar to merge with the Singularity, yessss A17....it's all so beautiful, it will be here sooooooon. soooooooooon. It's like gazing into the depths of infinity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilleen Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Gazz is from Antarctica. You should see the network cable he had to run to get internet. Cost 8 millions dollars, but he expensed it. Probably why they pay me in peanuts. That is the cheapest undersea cable ever! No wonder it is so slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 AHHHRRGGHHH *faints* I'm sorry. That's not particularly good honeymoon material. Let everyone take note: Walmart and its customers are not aphrodisiacs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSBX Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart. Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see You haven't seen everything until you lift up the flaps and peer under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosterone Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart. Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see Go there Saturday or Sunday mornings, most of the customers will still be in there pajamas, hair all askew, and buying the most healthy factory made breakfast they can find. It'll make you glad to be a tourist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 You haven't seen everything until you lift up the flaps and peer under. Next trip: Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUST2DEATH Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Next trip: Australia. Dont do it to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NBornkilla Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Why are you comparing Electronic Arts to TFP? one is an indie game manufacturer with only 1 or 2 games made and the other has offices all around the world with 500 million dollar game budgets. Don't be rediculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 In light of this discussion, can we get the fat zombies sometimes riding on scooters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppycur Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Go there Saturday or Sunday mornings, most of the customers will still be in there pajamas, hair all askew, and buying the most healthy factory made breakfast they can find. It'll make you glad to be a tourist. You just described me, but 2am is more my style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astainless Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 In light of this discussion, can we get the fat zombies sometimes riding on scooters? I am all for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeen Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 With all the joking around that's going on people are going to log in and read it and have no idea what in the hell is going on. haha! #jokegate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gcomerfo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 personally, the long wait will be totally worth it, just for the redesigned pine tree model... I mean c'mon, it really needed it, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldranon Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Why are you comparing Electronic Arts to TFP? one is an indie game manufacturer with only 1 or 2 games made and the other has offices all around the world with 500 million dollar game budgets. Don't be rediculous So... which one is which? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldranon Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 DeVega was referring to Early Access, not Electronic Arts (common misconception) Or was he? TFP have home offices around the world, they are funding Gazz's Antarctica expedition and Faatal probably won the lotto and gave the money to TFP. I'm close on this... really close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coRpSE Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Gazz, if you detect an alien craft under the ice just leave it alone. Space craft under the ice in Antarctica are ALWAYS bad... Only if you have a squirrel fly it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldranon Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 It's like gazing into the depths of infinity... Be careful, if you gaze into the depths of infinity too long, you will see Roland and Guppy, in their underwear. Infinity plays without rules... and pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilleen Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Next trip: Australia. Lots of nice, really old geology down here, I can even introduce you to a couple of Geologists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaxTeller718 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Gazz, if you detect an alien craft under the ice just leave it alone. Space craft under the ice in Antarctica are ALWAYS bad... Yeah I can see Gazz as Kurt Russel Exclusive Image from Joel and Rich sitting around the "Push to release Experimental" Button in the "office" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dauthiatull Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Fixed a few sleeper and bedroll bugs today and decided this was a good thing to add: "Added sleeper volume timer 1 hour expire delay, so it won't respawn with a player inside." It would suck to be in a sleeper volume and it resets! Real time or game hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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