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Trader Personality Transplants


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So...I know people complained about the surly traders, mainly because they play this game with kids (for whatever insane reason), but I kind of liked them.

 

Now that the traders are all nice, I find it kind of...creepy. Specifically, Trader Jen's waifu makeover is kind of an issue for me. That kind of flirting has no place in a zombie apocalypse, IMO. I'm not trying to put the voice actress out of work, I think she has done a fine job, but who wrote those super cringe lines for her?

 

"I'd kiss you, but zombie apocalypse hygiene and all..."

 

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Obviously this is JMO, but I'll bet I'm not the only one...

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Bob's friendliness totally creeps me out. His goodbye spiel is like one of those greeters at the Sears photo stand. Weirdly specific, I know.

 

Jen just told me how lonely she gets sitting there all day. It really seems like she was designed to appeal to sweaty 16-year-old boys.

 

 

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On 7/29/2020 at 2:37 PM, Psychodabble said:

Jen just told me how lonely she gets sitting there all day. It really seems like she was designed to appeal to sweaty 16-year-old boys.

Agree. Including the hatch in the trailer right over her head, that appears to be there just so you can look down her shirt,

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As a woman myself, I would never wear a shirt like Jen's. It would be irritating as hell - I'd want to pull it down constantly. It doesn't really seem like a shirt that a grown @%$*#! woman would wear to be honest. Isn't it usually 11/12 year olds who like to show their bellies off?  I don't know. Maybe it's where I live. 

Trader Rekt is hilarious though. I love his insults.

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On 7/31/2020 at 3:59 AM, hotpoon said:

As a woman myself, I would never wear a shirt like Jen's. It would be irritating as hell - I'd want to pull it down constantly. It doesn't really seem like a shirt that a grown @%$*#! woman would wear to be honest. Isn't it usually 11/12 year olds who like to show their bellies off?  I don't know. Maybe it's where I live. 

Trader Rekt is hilarious though. I love his insults.

"I treat you that good, and you don't even f*ckin tip me" is my favorite line

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13 hours ago, TheRani said:

I always assumed it was a chain, and that they have a recording of Trader Joel that they play at closing time.

I see, that's a good interpretation why all trader' shops have the same opening and closing voice !

 

Even though it is the apocalypse, they actually have the White Flag after all :) !!

 

 

 

 

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