ElCabong Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 (edited) damn coyotes. Where the hell did that thing come from. Oh, I've got a buzzard on me. Oh great. I'm bleeding. What's that? concussion...how the hell can a buzzard give me a concussion when I'm running backwards to avoid a coyote. Wait what's that one? Exhaustion! Okay I'll use my 9 mm cuz I'm tired. Killed the coyote. I'm almost dead I better use a bandage. Oh come on there's another buzzard on me now!!! Oh great I'm diseased. damn buzzards Edited October 4, 2022 by ElCabong (see edit history) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jugginator Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Murder chickens just want hugs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unholyjoe Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 somebody ignored the "BEWARE" signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 He went in the desert but thought he was going to get dessert. Common spelling confusion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezed Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Desert Vulture is the best weapon in the game. Wish we could craft them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unholyjoe Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Ezed said: Desert Vulture is the best weapon in the game. Wish we could craft them. you can... just get some damage from an attacking zombie or dance with a cactus... you'll soon have your own desert vultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramethzer0 Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 I'm learning (in undead legacy) that vultures can be a LOT worse. I had over a half a dozen of them chasing me in my dune buggy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riamus Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 In the open, I don't mind them. They are ready to kill quickly. But coming out of a door in a POI and getting attacked without warning sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warmer Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 11 hours ago, unholyjoe said: dance with a cactus "How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganoth Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 12 hours ago, warmer said: "How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier. The latter insult is better. In your case it may just be the novelty that makes the first one shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warmer Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 2 hours ago, meganoth said: The latter insult is better. In your case it may just be the novelty that makes the first one shine. I will have to disagree on this one. One makes you wet and requires a lot more mental imagery/processing to understand. and one makes you wet with your own blood, and is immediately understood as a bad idea. If your goal is to confuse someone for a second, then I would agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernicious Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 19 hours ago, warmer said: "How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier. A novel insult it might be, but the real philosophical question that has been perplexing intellectuals for decades is... "Have you ever danced with the cactus in the pale moon light?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 (edited) 24 minutes ago, samparker1122 said: Can't delete a post, so you get this Edited October 6, 2022 by Fenris (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warmer Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Pernicious said: A novel insult it might be, but the real philosophical question that has been perplexing intellectuals for decades is... "Have you ever danced with the cactus in the pale moon light?" yes... yes i have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCabong Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 a good title for the 7 Days to die movie: Dances With Cactus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now