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Response 1: I knew I should have set my Steam settings to not viewable...

 

Response 2: Your Mamma got killed by a snake while chasing a chicken!

 

Response 3: Snakes...Why'd it have to be snakes...I hate snakes...

 

Response 4: True Story!

 

Response 5: That never happened!!!!

 

Response 6: Well....you got a hold of your snake to choke your chicken!

 

Response 7: So many Snake - Chicken - Roland triangle deaths....

 

That is hilarious. You were choking your chicken while chasing another snake.

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Response 1: I knew I should have set my Steam settings to not viewable...

 

Response 2: Your Mamma got killed by a snake while chasing a chicken!

 

Response 3: Snakes...Why'd it have to be snakes...I hate snakes...

 

Response 4: True Story!

 

Response 5: That never happened!!!!

 

Response 6: Well....you got a hold of your snake to choke your chicken!

 

Response 7: So many Snake - Chicken - Roland triangle deaths....

 

lol. Your one to talk about snakes. The one person that try's to kill a snake with arrows. ;)

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Exactly.

 

/no homo

 

Two men were out hunting when one gets bit in his junk by a rattlesnake. They get into the car and rush to the Ranger station. The man cannot move so his friend runs inside to get some advice or help.

Man, "Help! My friend was bitten by a rattlesnake. "

Ranger, "Okay, you must clean the wound and suck out the venom."

Man, "Is there another way?"

Ranger, "No, you must suck out the venom."

The man returns to the car with a pale face.

Victim, "So what did the Ranger say?"

Man, "He said that you are going to die."

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Ooh...with Ocelots!!!!

 

D'oh!!!

 

With Sloths. Zombie sloths. Slowly reaching out to take their time devouring you in cute lil Zombie bites.

 

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And Roland isn't privy to anything. He's just a mind reader with powers activated only by dancing with snakes and chickens.

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Two men were out hunting when one gets bit in his junk by a rattlesnake. They get into the car and rush to the Ranger station. The man cannot move so his friend runs inside to get some advice or help.

Man, "Help! My friend was bitten by a rattlesnake. "

Ranger, "Okay, you must clean the wound and suck out the venom."

Man, "Is there another way?"

Ranger, "No, you must suck out the venom."

The man returns to the car with a pale face.

Victim, "So what did the Ranger say?"

Man, "He said that you are going to die."

 

LOL Woody Allen FTW!

 

-A

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