Anarath Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Hi and welcome to a special kind of post today. FTP has some amazing news for you regarding a future iteration of 7 Days to Pie. To be more specific: B404. Our development team is working hard to deliver a whole new experience for you. And to achieve that we are striving to implement a new feature to the game. This button is the first step to it. Here you can put in your payment information whether its a bank account, credit card, PayPal and even Bitcoin. Its a fair question to why you should do that. And we like to clarify the reasons. Development has been a blast and we are on the track to deliver a final AI7 within the next weeks. And as you guys may know we have so much more ideas we want to come true for the game. But it is also a fact, that we need a constant stream of money to be able to do that. Many talks were held to how we can actually achieve that. And it took us about two months to narrow down the perfect option for us and you - the players. Don't worry, FTP won’t beg for pledges or anything like that. Instead the goal is to implement a form of microtransaction system. We call it: PayZ And it will overcome more than just the issue of money but also the issue of some players not being happy with a few changes we made. "How?“ you may ask. We will allow to get perks, increase or decrease the difficulty, activate or deactivate zombies or their abilities by paying for them with real money instead of having to be a specific level or the need of experience points or mod the game. Your time is limited and grinding levels is making it hard for you to enjoy the game? No problem, just get all the perks you need at level 1 and play the game the way you want. Or you think theres is no challenge? No problem as well. With the click of a button you can activate one of the new upcoming features we will integrate called ‚Horde Overwhelming‘ which activates an endless stream of zombies. How long can you withstand? You are probably concerned about the pricing. So were we when we started going for this approach. To give you peace of mind: All features will cost the same. And we will price it at just 10 cent each! We found in our testings that 99% of the time the testers never used this feature more than 10 times. Spending just 1 dollar in total. How this will improve the future of 7 Days to Pie? First things first. The usage of PayZ is on a per game basis. This means that getting the forge perk in a previous game doesn’t give it right away when you start a new one. That way a constant stream of income will be generated. With that in mind FTP finance gurus predict the following curve of income. And with this curve in mind we can assure you that our future development of 7 Days to Pie will be extraordinary. Hiring of new team members will be easy and development will be sped up greatly. So, watch out for B404. As always we won’t tell you when it will be released. But we are closer than ever. We hope you are as excited as we are and wish you a great week. Sincerely, FTP Development Team Disclaimer: This ain’t a real news and I’m also not part of The Fun Pimps (TFP). This is a very late April’s fool. Appreciate the laugh and don’t be mad. Happy halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeter63082 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 404 already. Wow. Good read though! Derp! Is it April already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 This is bad timing and not funny I hope you get a ban hammer on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Unfortunately, since you did not pay the new $.10 fee to post as part of our new Forum "Pay to Win the Internet" campaign, your suggestion will not be considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morloc Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Two Mexicans, a Rabbi and a transvestite walk into a barroom... -Morloc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 @Morloc now that sounds funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowDog1942 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Can I pay money to have all POIs spawn in random gen again, with varied landscapes with hills and water...and randomized biomes? If so please let me know how to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaxTeller718 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Two Mexicans, a Rabbi and a transvestite walk into a barroom... -Morloc Ah that was YOU at the Boobie Trap. Why didnt you say hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomdude Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Genius. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyStar Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Pretty funny thread. Got a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entchenzombie Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Geez... I needed a magnifying Glass for the Disclaimer! Other than that ill laugh with LuckyStar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadamier Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Unfortunately, since you did not pay the new $.10 fee to post as part of our new Forum "Pay to Win the Internet" campaign, your suggestion will not be considered. LOL!!!! Oh wait... Did I or my wife pay the feez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kam R. Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Rage, raage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krougal Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emarat Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 That was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thraka Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Unfortunately, since you did not pay the new $.10 fee to post as part of our new Forum "Pay to Win the Internet" campaign, your suggestion will not be considered. Best response ever. *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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