Gipothegip Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 First: The Chain was already broken long before my post. Second: I was disseminating pertinent and important information that everyone should know about Guppy. I'm really concerned about his fiber intake. Either he's not getting enough and is on the toilet for long periods, or he's getting too much and has to keep going to the toilet. @Guppy get your diet in check, you're killing more than the toilet and some fine linens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 If you see me then you're too close... get away from me stalker and get back on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackelmyer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 First: The Chain was already broken long before my post. Second: I was disseminating pertinent and important information that everyone should know about Guppy. For the record, I think Guppy had to contact CERN to have a small black hole created under his toilet to keep pace... The prior team died of exhaustion long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppycur Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 It's not that I poop a lot. Hell, I barely eat these days... it's just that I usually only find time to check on you guys /while/ I'm pooping. This post is an exception. I'm waiting for gmail to send my friggin' message. Back to work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gipothegip Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 It's not that I poop a lot. Hell, I barely eat these days... it's just that I usually only find time to check on you guys /while/ I'm pooping. This post is an exception. I'm waiting for gmail to send my friggin' message. Back to work for me. You have over 15,000 posts, that's a lot of exceptions, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackelmyer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 You have over 15,000 posts, that's a lot of exceptions, lol. "A lot" is highly subjective to individual perception. We all must now consider Guppy's post to poop ratio should he ever refer to something as "A lot" or "Not a lot" going forward for clarity... X-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 You have over 15,000 posts, that's a lot of exceptions, lol. He shares his account with a spam bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gipothegip Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "A lot" is highly subjective to individual perception. We all must now consider Guppy's post to poop ratio should he ever refer to something as "A lot" or "Not a lot" going forward for clarity... X-/ Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true? Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackelmyer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true? Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap Poor Guppy. I think we should send him a case of Tucks Medicated Pads for Christmas, either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Poor Guppy. I think we should send him a case of Tucks Medicated Pads for Christmas, either way. Which should totally drop in game (or add witch-hazel to craft them). Spending the entire apocalypse with hemorrhoids is no way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackelmyer Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Which should totally drop in game (or add witch-hazel to craft them). Spending the entire apocalypse with hemorrhoids is no way to go. Next modded XML coming up! "TUCKS MOD! Where your Wellness... never needs to be left behind..." Eh?? EEEH? yeeeeeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppycur Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true? Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap You're forgetting, it's my busy season with work (I work floods), so I'm not really "here", just "checking in". Usually, from the can. Besides, I have to let other people have an opinion for 3mos out of the year, it's in my TFP contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzHawkeye Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 You're forgetting, it's my busy season with work (I work floods), so I'm not really "here", just "checking in". Usually, from the can. Besides, I have to let other people have an opinion for 3mos out of the year, it's in my TFP contract. Just in. Guppycur revealed as one of the four horsemen. Also, he had 15,555 posts just then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Just in. Guppycur revealed as one of the four horsemen. Also, he had 15,555 posts just then. Actually, he's the lesser known fifth horseman named Irving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royal Deluxe Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 He shares his account with a spam bot. I think he allways post if he die. 13 000 Posts explained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosterone Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true? Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap It just might be true. The question is, "Is he really on the can when he's pooping posts...er.....posting stuff?" Or maybe he had a special pair of "can pants" made, similar to space diapers but sturdier, so he can poop and post on the go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldranon Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I'm really concerned about his fiber intake. Either he's not getting enough and is on the toilet for long periods, or he's getting too much and has to keep going to the toilet. @Guppy get your diet in check, you're killing more than the toilet and some fine linens. OMG! Don't start talking about toilets again! I just got off that topic... literally and let me tell you, fiber is good, very good! Hmm, yes, I see you ALL again! **Puts down sniper rifle** At Al's Marina and Burrito Bar, I will not point my sniper rifle at most people, like those zombie bears in the corner, cuz they tip well. (Dukes Only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 No, no, no. Guppy's posts ARE his poop. He posts so he doesn't have to turd it up on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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