Urban Blackbear Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 That's what this game needs. More voodoo magic! Can't way to try it on Jen, maybe make some zombies of my own. Just remember to carefully vet your source of voodoo magic, no matter what you need it for. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Mix broken glass, gasoline, and dirty water to make a love potion. Wait, that's loathe potion. My bad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDudorino Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 60% of the time it works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianbluebeer Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Don't need a love potion for Jen. I've got the Dukes, she's got the .... .... Huge Tracts of Land! 😛 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt115 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) No. This is last thing that should be in 7dtd Edited August 11, 2022 by Matt115 (see edit history) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprojekt Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Voodoo zombies would likely get wrecked by the paranormal, mutagenic plague zombies that Higashi Pharma allegedly created by "accident." 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Matt115 said: No. This is last thing that should be in 7dtd But, you did not say "never be in 7dtd". The Bear can hope 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt115 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Melange said: But, you did not say "never be in 7dtd". The Bear can hope 🙂 No no no. East gamers about east games "- this game is so stupid! I understand a zombie in secret Soviet base... well this is totaly logical but titles on walls looks like they were made in Wsckohy factory in 1954 so this gun shoudn't be here -.... but there is mulitverse aliens using corpses to resurect dead! So why you.... - so this mean this need to be fixed. fix it - i undestand aliens but this guns shoudn't be here because it's unrealistic. - so.... aliens are totaly okay but wrong gun is the reason why this game is so bad? - yes? .... moders should fix this because this don't have sense and devs should know about that -... okay while west gamers about west games - and there is pink shotgun used by masochist guy wearing bull mask - yeah! and they use sherman tank in 2543 because looks cool! -yeah ! i'm waiting for mod to add tom the train as rocket! - and change this robot into elf girl from anime! - yeah this will be perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Matt115 said: No no no. East gamers about east games "- this game is so stupid! I understand a zombie in secret Soviet base... well this is totaly logical but titles on walls looks like they were made in Wsckohy factory in 1954 so this gun shoudn't be here -.... but there is mulitverse aliens using corpses to resurect dead! So why you.... - so this mean this need to be fixed. fix it - i undestand aliens but this guns shoudn't be here because it's unrealistic. - so.... aliens are totaly okay but wrong gun is the reason why this game is so bad? - yes? .... moders should fix this because this don't have sense and devs should know about that -... okay while west gamers about west games - and there is pink shotgun used by masochist guy wearing bull mask - yeah! and they use sherman tank in 2543 because looks cool! -yeah ! i'm waiting for mod to add tom the train as rocket! - and change this robot into elf girl from anime! - yeah this will be perfect Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy. Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Blackbear Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Melange said: Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy. Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken! Edited August 12, 2022 by Urban Blackbear (see edit history) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprojekt Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 30 minutes ago, Urban Blackbear said: I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken! GoddammiT! My spam folder started filling up with fake voodoo merchandise adverts, starting late last night. Thank goodness for spam filters and anti-malware software. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 31 minutes ago, Urban Blackbear said: poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken! I did not see the effects of the spambot. But I did appreciate the implied humor nonetheless. So I jumped in to help stir the pot a little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Blackbear Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, mprojekt said: GoddammiT! My spam folder started filling up with fake voodoo merchandise adverts, starting late last night. Thank goodness for spam filters and anti-malware software. Wasn't me. I'm a shaman, not a voodoo man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Urban Blackbear said: Wasn't me. I'm a shaman, not a voodoo man. I'll bear with ya on that claim, but you are being watched Edited August 12, 2022 by Melange (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Blackbear Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 No I'm not. I made a deal with a ghost-hawk to keep prying eyes off my back. Cost me a small fortune in glass animal statues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprojekt Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, Urban Blackbear said: Wasn't me. I'm a shaman, not a voodoo man. I reminded of a "feature" in the Crackdown series that was teased. The jumbotron TV billboards in the game were suggested to be able to show real-world advertising, influenced by players individual browsing habits. I do not know if that ever made it to release in any of the games, but I had a chuckle as I imagined how some parents would react to watching their teen play a game and catch glimpses of lingerie retailer and porn site marketing on the billboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, mprojekt said: I reminded of a "feature" in the Crackdown series that was teased. The jumbotron TV billboards in the game were suggested to be able to show real-world advertising, influenced by players individual browsing habits. I do not know if that ever made it to release in any of the games, but I had a chuckle as I imagined how some parents would react to watching their teen play a game and catch glimpses of lingerie retailer and porn site marketing on the billboards. Now that would be interesting to see. But I don't think that would ever happen in a vanilla 7dtd game. Intrigued, I would try the mod though. Hilarity would follow us soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt115 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Melange said: Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy. Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. 3 hours ago, Urban Blackbear said: I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken! Well it was a joke, even i sometimes joking XD. Bear wrote about vodoo magic and this would very in this style - in dead rising you have strange bees, NZA changes from "we are serious " into "Invasion!" comedy style. Well i didin't know about that spambot so i was thinking that is another "joke about 7dtd" topic - we have rly .... crazy ideas here so vodoo magic don't sound so .... crazy? There were idea about - 7dtd is set in hell, 7dtd is controled by aliens on moon etc. So i used my typical "be seriouse" style XD. Snowy writing very.... "specific things" Jost usually defends decision of TFP I usually complining and writing how it should looks like + skeletons and newsstands Kusimodo is... reacting. Maharin is joking. etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFlu Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 4 hours ago, Urban Blackbear said: I made a deal with a ghost-hawk to keep prying eyes off my back. Couldn't you rather try to appease the eye demons so they stop growing the eyes on your back; I can't imagine it being all too comfortable having them constantly pried out like that..? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprojekt Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 23 hours ago, theFlu said: Couldn't you rather try to appease the eye demons so they stop growing the eyes on your back; I can't imagine it being all too comfortable having them constantly pried out like that..? It could be that the ghost hawk happens to like back-eyes, popping these in its beak like squidgy, slightly meaty grapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Blackbear Posted August 14, 2022 Author Share Posted August 14, 2022 I don't have demon eyes growing from my back, I'm not Neil Gaiman. I also don't know any demons. I'm not a politician either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SURVIVE Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Bump. if they are gonna depart from realism entirely why not deep dive right into the awsome unrealistic stuff. goid idea. Wonder if tfp will steal it for one of their next two games. Tip: keep ideas like that to yourself if you plan on making a game, you could make mad money unless someone steals it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt115 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 5 hours ago, SURVIVE said: Bump. if they are gonna depart from realism entirely why not deep dive right into the awsome unrealistic stuff. goid idea. Wonder if tfp will steal it for one of their next two games. Tip: keep ideas like that to yourself if you plan on making a game, you could make mad money unless someone steals it. This topic is joke connected with this: On 8/12/2022 at 6:04 PM, Urban Blackbear said: I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken! not ideas seriously connected with 7dtd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFT2020 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 None of the ideas in this thread are copyrightable. So even if TFP look over this thread and their next game was geared towards Voodoo magic, it wasn't stealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharin Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 I might be a spam bot. What would a self aware spam bot think of its life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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