Maharin

It's candy... with consequences.

7 Turns To Die - Civilization meets Might and Magic with the graphics of Bard's Tale II.

I usually just think of my death count as an extra experience bar. The higher it goes the more I've learned...

Use a watergun to repair water. I mean, it should work. I use a nailgun to repair nails.

Like MarioKart but with zombies and bandits?

Wait, this one's even better.

If I had a penny for every hour I've spent playing this game... I could buy several more copies! I think they owe me pennies. Or early access to their next game. Or both.

I would like to see a motorcycle gang horde of bandits... From a distance, not attacking my base.

As long as I can sneak into the bandits' hideout right before horde night...

You bearly scratched it.

Should I bring up your bowels instead?

When I have a movement while playing, I feel it.

7 Days To Die: Vegas Edition What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... at least that's what the rest of the world hopes.

He's all shook up? No, wait, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog.

Carrying dog food should make zombie dog hordes appear MUCH more frequently. Just sayin'... And maybe there should be zombie cat hordes...

On good one is The Long Dark. It is not for people that like to rush through games or for people that expect victory in every play through, though.

Sometimes... bark!... But I try to avoid it unless I'm... meow! ... really hungry because it makes me feel funny.

Just get creative with your insults and everybody wins! Well, there will be losers...

The only changes I'd really like to see to horde nights are more variety and variability. Variety in horde sizes, intensity, and trigger event would also be nice. Sure, base it on game stage so it gets harder as you go, but... How about a POI that is a horde spawner? Zombies keep piling out of it at X per minute once you get near it and won't stop until Y zombies have spawned and/or you finish the "POI proximity quest" that started the spawning in the first place. A small horde that appears shortly after the first time each type of crafting station is built and placed in the world (or once per day per crafting station type placed). A horde that appears shortly after you've reached certain milestones in the skill trees, such as reaching level 10 in a stat or the highest value for any skill. Have a chance for a few zombies to appear as you butcher an animal. Setting off explosives (and other loud events) should trigger mini hordes. This used to be a thing but now it seems very rare at best. Using a chainsaw to cut down trees used to almost guarantee a screamer showing up, for instance. Zombies that are like sleeping screamers. They will sit there and do nothing but face a certain direction out in the open (not in a POI). If you cross their field of vision they will trigger a mini horde. If you kill them from behind and quickly, no horde spawn. I could go on...

Brace yourself, there will be no updates to the console version for a very long time. It's a long story, check the console section of the forums for more info.

Couldn't you use your right hand to drink? Just sayin'...

And you get to be Patient Zero.

Nobody leaves the firm... nobody.

COVID-21 / Delta Force variant will bring on the real zombie apocalypse.