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Maharin

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  1. On an unrelated note... F# Actually... I do randomly insert things into other people's conversations. I will also include people in a conversation I'm having by saying "speaking of <random thing not being spoken of>, here's <soandso>". Oddly, most people don't find it offensive, even when it is offensive. /shrug
  2. Having no knowledge of how stuff is implemented currently, I'm certain that TFP will eventually open things up to XML so that "designing your own trap" could really be a modable option. That may be fleshed out in a post release update, though.
  3. This game needs integration with The Sims.
  4. Don't forget the demise of the crafting grid...
  5. Bipolar masochism. Context and relevance are so overrated.
  6. In the apocalypse are there still first world problems?
  7. On-a-mat-o-peeing Yoga disaster.
  8. When emojis get embedded QR codes for true expression the world will be at peace.
  9. Quasi-Moto is a cheap Chinese rip-off of a Motorola phone.
  10. It's my 87th account. The meds aren't working so it's the only way I can keep my personalities separated long enough not to fight each other. The first rule of Fight Club is don't have it going on in your head all the time.
  11. Gift yourself one in cheat mode and then drop the right amount of coin. Free your conscience, it will be ok.
  12. Nonsense... the final stage of infection right before you turn is to find a hiding place. It's the sedentary butterfly effect.
  13. This one time... there was a bunny. I know what you're thinking, "SCARY STORY, MAN!" But it gets worse. I'm standing near a wall and also near about 3 land mines with a mini horde of zombies coming my way and I'm pretty sure they don't know I'm there yet. This was several alphas ago but I don't remember which one. Anyway, the bunny stops right near a land mine, and of course it is the one nearest to me. It looks at me then looks at the land mine. It looks at me for a longer time and then at the land mine again. Then it looks at me a third time and proceeds to take a step forward onto the land mine while staring at me with what I assume was intense hatred. Aha! I managed a panicked move away and lived through the blast, barely. About a half second after I was thinking "Hell yeah! I'm alive!" I got hit by a zombie coming along the wall that knocked me into another land mine. That was all the encouragement I needed to die. The moral of the store is that bunnies are evil, soulless rodents.
  14. Contrary to popular idiocy there is such a thing as bad sex. But back to the thread... once they get bandits in there will be more options for figures and such. One of the Duke would probably sell well and if they made glow in the dark ones for the irradiated and actually lighting up eyes for the ferals... Yeah, lots of options.
  15. Who doesn't love a good BM? When you get old it can be better than sex.
  16. Technically, memorizing it to infinite digits would be irrational... anything less is rational.
  17. I sincerely have it memorized to 50 decimal places. Not exactly bragging rights, but yeah. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
  18. And then there's this one... not sure where the whisk came from, but every chef has their secrets.
  19. 10.13 adds VR support so clearly a VR version of 7DTD is in the works. Or not. I'm generally (and genuinely) speaking out of my ass. If I place my hand just right I'm my own ventriloquist dummy.
  20. Well... when you go to turd stores without clothes on they expect you to donate to their inventory.
  21. You'd probably crap yourself if you found a gun, though. Also, I bet you don't keep the paper you find...
  22. Not meaning to change the theme of this thread, but we really need zombie ducks. They would be loud, vicious ankle biters that would keep a stream of zombies coming as long as they are still quacking.
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