This one time... there was a bunny.
I know what you're thinking, "SCARY STORY, MAN!" But it gets worse.
I'm standing near a wall and also near about 3 land mines with a mini horde of zombies coming my way and I'm pretty sure they don't know I'm there yet. This was several alphas ago but I don't remember which one. Anyway, the bunny stops right near a land mine, and of course it is the one nearest to me. It looks at me then looks at the land mine. It looks at me for a longer time and then at the land mine again. Then it looks at me a third time and proceeds to take a step forward onto the land mine while staring at me with what I assume was intense hatred.
Aha! I managed a panicked move away and lived through the blast, barely. About a half second after I was thinking "Hell yeah! I'm alive!" I got hit by a zombie coming along the wall that knocked me into another land mine. That was all the encouragement I needed to die.
The moral of the store is that bunnies are evil, soulless rodents.