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I figured out what caused the 7D2D apocalypse!


RyanX

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The new Pokemon game was released. Virtually all of the children were killed by wandering (searching blindly for Pokemon) into the many transmission towers (and those waterworks which were actually providing coolant for the Pokemon towers) that had been hastily erected everywhere to support the new Pokemon network. The adults (defined here as anyone who did not die playing Pokemon) did not have long to grieve though; the children's corpses which had exploded like blood-sausages all over the world incubated a horrible new infection....which began to spread.

 

- No children in 7d2d....explained!

- Way too many radio towers?....explained!

- So many waterworks!??....explained!

 

You're welcome.

 

-Morloc

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Technically it was this guy... He had tonnes of brainwashed followers... They only believed what he said; even though all he spewed out of his big mouth was lies! They were soo brainwashed that they were virtually zombies then... He guised racism as national patriotism... After he made trillions and plunged the country into social and economic ruin his company let the viri out... The first to go where his followers... Those zeds you see infesting every nook and crannie are all of his brainwashed followers! Then it spread like wildfire... Then the nukes started flying cause he was pitting the rest of the countries of the world against each other... Then he got the viri...

! His opposers (most of whom didn't catch the viri because they were too smart) formed The White River Settlement, and other settlements arose too... Although The White River Settlement is definitely good... Some of the other settlements are good and some bad... Thus is how we find ourselves in this Zombie Apocalypse...
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