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Parodies of Common Retail Stores/Restaurants


WonOnOne

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What would make the game feel more realistic, is parodies of familiar US retail stores, however the inside still looks like the actual stores we're all familiar with. Those of us who worked in retail will probably pretend the zombies are rude customers or coworkers we hate. But even those who haven't will enjoy playing inside one and pretending they're in a zombie movie. Parody stores can include:


- Targee' (Target, with a pretentious French pronunciation)

- Walfart (Walmart)

- @55holeBee's (what I called Applebee's when I worked there, even though it was a good place to work)

- Walblue (Walgreens, I couldn't think of a funnier name)

- Mall of 'Murica (might be ambitious to replicate the actual Mall of America, but even a normal sized mall with parody department stores and parody retail stores in it will do)

- Half Foods (Whole Foods, though I'd prefer the generic grocery stores cities in the US have)

- LameStop (GameStop - just fill the store with copies and posters of Fun Pimp games, merchandise, and action figures from Fun Pimp games)

- WacArnolds - (McDonalds - I got this from Dave Chappelle, so might have to think of a different name)

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