Pushing Daisy's: Clippers and Lawnmowers!!

[Dr_Sugar_Freeman]

The amount of grass, weeds, and perennial flowers sitting around your newly renovated Point of Interest keeping you down? Hours of backbreaking effort clearing out each and every one by hand draining your sanity worse than any apocalypse ever could? Mary Sue neighbors and their perfect landscaping grinding your gears?

 

Come down to "Pushing Daisy's" and get yourself your very own pair of Hedge Clippers TODAY!! Say goodbye to beating your fists into the dirt as you cruise over your yard with a handy pair of metal clippers, easily combing out all of those pesky roots! How does it work? Simple! Merely procure a set of Clippers, find your lawn, and hold that Primary Fire down as your arms magically clip them unto oblivion: from there, all it takes is a few steps forward and every plant in your wake will be beggin' for mercy! (refunds not available in event that consumer is not in possession of a lawn or lives in a drainage ditch)

 

Whats that? Manual labor still too much labor for ya? Then pick up the pace with our powerful, new Push Mower! Modern technology has allowed for humans to create the world's worst disasters - including the very disease running rampant in your backyard today - but its also paved the way for convenient and easy lawn care! What family man wouldn't care to have a shiny new Push Mower crafted from the finest parts and affordably priced for all the weeds it'll whack? Simply place it down and hold that handle as our patented "Pushin' Power!!" technology grants you vigor enough to speedily and efficiently cut those weeds down to size! When you're finished, those dandelions will be more like dandetabbies.

 

Still not enough, eh? You must be the type to crave speed more than anything else! Nothing can be fast enough when collecting the heads of thousands of screaming herbs and salivating at the lamentations of their seedlings! "Pushing Daisy" herself has shared with us a top-secret blueprint for creating one of the deadliest lawn care tools known to vegetation and man! Act now and you can be the proud owner of one of our state-of-the-art Lawnmowers! Acting on gasoline fueled technology and sporting a set of stainless-steel turbine blades capable of whacking through any golf balls lost in that forest of a lawn, our Lawnmowers provide a considerable boost in speed over any other form of lawn care! Mind the noise, misses, but daddy is packin' heat this Summer as he blows past the competition with his sexy new Pushing Daisy's Lawnmower!

 

WARNING: Do not use "Pushing" Daisy's" products to hunt wild animals or deter home theft. Do not operate "Pushing Daisy's" products under the influence of alcohol or performance inhibiting medications. " Pushing Daisy's" lawn care tools should never be operated around electronic appliances or open wiring. "Pushing Daisy's" does not accept responsibility for any and all bodily harm that may arise from use of their products whether intentional or unintentional.

 

 

New company crate from "Pushing Daisy's" depicting a woman tending to a garden with a pair of clippers and the slogan "Givin' you the push you need!"

Contents include all types of seeds, farm foods, plant-based decoration blocks, farm plot blocks, moderate amounts of clay soil and plant fibres, shovels, and three new lawn care tools:

 

Hedge Clippers: Crafted with leather or scrap polymers (handle grips), forged iron (body and blades), mechanical parts and springs, and (maybe) duct tape. Equip the clippers, then hold down the Primary Fire button to continuously clip them, with minimal stamina usage and exertion, and a fast firing rate. Deal weak damage to any material other than plants (excluding trees), and deal weak damage to ZEDs. Repairable with Repair Kits, and modified with Ergo Grips, any blade modifiers, and any compatible durability modifiers. Recipe learned from schematics or Advanced Engineering lv 1, and Tier modified by the Miner' 69'er perk.

 

Push Mower: Crafted with leather or scrap polymers (handle grips and other small bits), forged iron (handles and body), mechanical parts (spinning blades), wheels (duh), and the obligatory duct tape. Place it down like a vehicle then interact with it to use it. Grants a slight movement speed bonus and automatically cuts down plants it runs over. Behaves similarly to a bicycle but with more traction and more turn control. Can be used as an awkward weapon against ZEDs but its not ideal. Repaired with Repair Kits, and modified with blade modifiers and durability modifiers. Recipe learned from schematics or Grease Monkey lv 1. No tiers.

 

Lawnmower: Crafted with an engine, forged steel (most of the mower), wheels, mechanical parts, and cloth scraps (collection bag) or the obligatory duct tape. Place it like a vehicle and interact to use it. Provides a significant movement speed bonus when used, and automatically cuts down any plants it runs over. Resources can either be directed to the players inventory, or to an in-built container via the collection bag. Can be used as an awkward weapon against ZEDs. Fueled with gas, and maintained with Repair Kits. Modified with blade modifiers, gas tank modifiers, and durability modifiers. Recipe learned from schematics, or Grease Monkey lv 2. No tiers.

Edited December 7, 2021 by Dr_Sugar_Freeman
mower recipe change (see edit history)