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Jimmy was killed by Rekt and buried inside a hollow tree.  You know the one.  Just left of the fork in the road in the middle of the wheat field that used to grow beans.  You can't miss it.

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On 5/4/2023 at 7:03 PM, Maharin said:

Jimmy's new first name is Stewart.


I realize this could be taken two ways.  It was supposed to be stressed as Stew-art.

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Jimmy is not buried.  He's not even dead.  A release on July 30th, 1975 to rework his graphics accidently removed his textures and model but never added in the new assets.  The artist quit without ever correcting it.  He's been invisible ever since.


When you shoot a zombie nearly point-blank and miss?  You hit Jimmy.  He was trying to melee that zombie and you just shot him in the back.

When you're driving a vehicle down the road and suddenly stop dead like you hit a wall, but nothing is there?  You hit Jimmy.  Watch where you're going, punk.

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In Jimmy's world, there are mammoths but no mastodons.

In Jimmy's world, code can be debugged but not profiled.

In Jimmy's world, liquids can simmer but not boil.


As I learned it, Jimmy's World was a fun drinking game.

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