ElCabong Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 I was on my mini bike looking at my map when a buzzard hit me. Unfortunately my 9 mm was equipped. Shot. Missed. Shot shot. Missed missed. WTF? Shot missed. BAM! I was bleeding and diseased. Then I went 100% Cartman. GODAMMIT!! I equipped my baseball bat and bashed its head in. It was laying on the ground and I continue bashing its head in. Then the sane part of my mind woke up and reminded me that I was diseased and bleeding and all I was doing was ruining the condition of my bat. I did what I always do when I'm in that kind of situation. I told him to STFU and leave me alone. Then I continued beating that dead buzzard into the pavement Fellas, never go total Cartman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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