Vulture's Creed

[Blake_]

So there I was surfing the alluring and tantalizing depths of the web, when I found the actual reason why Zombie Vultures are roof-huggers. While they usually love to attend to the player's needs with murderous intent (whenever they hear a vehicle) , they actually are peaceful, skinny and misunderstood Frisbyterians. That's right.

 

Spoiler

 

Who are we to disturb them with the only purpose of seeding mayhem and greed ?

 

Think about it and repent. Have a nice day.

[Maharin]

Condemning others is kind of what people do (their purpose).

 

Have a crappy day. 

[Blake_]

20 minutes ago, Maharin said:

Condemning others is kind of what people do (their purpose).

 

Have a crappy day. 

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

I'm discussing Zombie Vultures .  Gorgeous, gentle, non-fluffy Zombie vultures.

[Maharin]

For the record, I was just messing with you. 

 

The only kind of hug I want to give zombie vultures is a thwack on two or more sides with my baseball bat.  But one to the head is usually more than enough.  Nothing says "I love you" like the sound of a baseball bat connecting with skull tissue.

[Blake_]

2 hours ago, Maharin said:

For the record, I was just messing with you. 

 

The only kind of hug I want to give zombie vultures is a thwack on two or more sides with my baseball bat.  But one to the head is usually more than enough.  Nothing says "I love you" like the sound of a baseball bat connecting with skull tissue.

No need to clarify, writing messes with tone and brotherly love big time.

 

Only light fun. To quote a dear friend of mine, ´Everybody gansta until a buzzard horde learns to ride a bike´.

 

Manly hugs!