hotpoon Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Last night I came across a grave yard and when I got close, sleepers rose up from inside the graves like a Michael Jackson thriller video. Had a good chuckle - thanks for that Fun Pimps. Anyway, that situation, together with a recent thread about naked biker zombies, had me lying in bed thinking about other possible hilarious situations. Enter: Toilet Cubicle Zombie Imagine walking into a bathroom, and a cubicle door busts open with a zombie that has his pants around his ankles. He could shuffle with little steps at you and then trip on his pants and become a crawler style zombie (but still with pants around ankles). Responsible Driver Zombie Imagine going to a car that has a zombie driver still in the driver seat. Obviously he's excited to see you, but can't bight you because there's a car door between you and him. Let's say you start wrenching the car till the body of the car comes off, revealing that the zombie is wearing his seat-belt so still can't get you. So you can stand there, wrench in hand, laughing at him gnashing his teeth, but not for too long because he eventually breaks out of his seat-belt. Rasta Zombie Imagine seeing a Bob Marley/Snoop Dogg looking zombie that's so high, he shuffles right past you. Maybe we can also find them assaulting vending machines for snacks. So obviously this post is made in jest, but I would laugh my ass off if I saw any of that. Maybe some of you can think of other scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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