ElCabong

And you'll find strip joints right next to the schools. Strippers have kids. It's the bear den that seriously makes me wonder about those people. What sick mofo would want to go see that?

It's impossible to plan for these things. They happen when they happen and I usually post about them one or two minutes after they're over

You just killed a snake and got jumped by her and the fat guy. She's eating a snake You've got to concentrate on the fat guy She's eating a snake Will you quit looking at her and concentrate on the fat guy? His eyes are glowing She's eating a snake So what if she's eating a damn snake? It's head is in her mouth. That's just wrong

There comes a time when you shoot the engineer and kill zombies

There were all sorts of weird things like that back then.

some must strive that all may be free Damn Right! Now I need a flag and a flagpole

It has something to do with bears. Have you ever been in the bear den? Where do you think Baldur's Gate 3 got the idea?

One of these days I'm going to pull out my 9 mm and remove his club

I didn't think of that. A recording of Willie Mays hitting a dinger with the crowd cheering would be great.

Doesn't hurt anything. Wish it had a reload animation so I would know it was reloaded.

I have removed mountains from my random gen maps. I regret this. I like having them but the gravity mechanic forces me to a stop three quarters of the way up a steep road. I can empty the vehicle inventory and carry it up. If I have more in there than I can carry, it's a royal pain. Even the hills I get without mountains slows me to a crawl. Can I tweak with the vehicles to get me over the hump?

Explosive arrows are freaking awesome. Turns a bow or a crossbow into a friggin rocket launcher

Looking through the sights? Is a scope required? Minimum distance?

There's a reason women live longer than men

That would be fantastic

That would be a good idea. I've often wanted to do something like that during a rainstorm. I'd also like to see a sleep mechanic that would heal your hip points and get you through the night quick. You also need something to keep Z from attacking you at night

Make it so that Dr Jen doesn't know when to stop sometimes. There's worse ways to die though

I have to agree with you on that as long as I'm not occupied by something else and they decide to join the party. Happens frequently in the desert biome. I think that's a little over the top. It also lacks a humorous side. Why would irritable bowel syndrome cause your armor to erode?

Snakes are too easy. Once you know where to aim they are at worst an annoyance. I'm glad to run into one starting out because they're practically an effortless source of food. I would give them the same number of hit points as the zombie wearing the hoodie. You would have to work to kill them. Add a chance of infecting you with a new disease, irritable bowel syndrome. It would erode your armor rating over time and require an antibiotic to fix. They would rival buzzards as the most hated critter after dogs.

I'm not 100% sure this is a bug anymore. I was like you for the longest time but then when I equipped the arrow guide mod to my bow, I started hitting a lot more often. Now this business of missing them when they're at point black range still happened usually when I was aiming at the head. This entirely goes away when I'm using a crossbow with a scope. I'm not sure what's going on here

That's not what Hugh said

I'd drop everything to make a cigar

For me it's the armor plate mod. If I get it inside a mission I will complete the mission and then make the armor. If I get it for a mission reward or buy it, I will make as many as I need before I do anything else.

Which one gets me a discount?

Very clever what they did to the approach. I fixed it the second time around